Funniest news stories of 2007 from Joe Kovaks

Joe Kovaks gives us the funniest and wackiest stories of 2007 in this WMD article. Highlights below:

1. Lisa Nowak, the diaper Astronaut.

2. Floyd Kibiloski, who sat in a chair soaked with urine in an Indiana casino.

3. Sheryl Crow suggesting we all only use one sheet of toilet paper to prevent global warming.

4. Heather Mills recommending we drink rats' and dog's milk to reduce our consumption on cow's milk, again to prevent global warming.

5. U.S. Sen. Larry "wide-stance" Craig for allegedly soliciting sex in a men's room.

6. A knight using a porta-potty.

7. O.J. Simpson's sting operation in Las Vegas.

8. Paris Hilton for drunk driving and an unrelated but funny story of her high school years.

9. Stewart Laidlaw being banned from an Irish Pub for excessive flatulence.

10. President Bush and Karl Rove dancing with the stars.

11. Hillary Clinton's southern drawl when in the Southeast campaigning.

12. Gay Hamilton from New Zealand who also happens to be a lebian that cannot receive email do to content filtering of her first name.

13. Keith Richards for snorting his father's urn ashes.

14. Arnold Schwarzenegger and ABC's News reporter, Claire Shipman.

And finally,

15. Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen USA, who answered the question why some Americans could not locate the U.S. on a world map like this:

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

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