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Peter Bronson writes in The Enquirer instead of having debates from president, we should conduct job interviews. The sample interviews are hilarious. Here is Hillary Clinton's interview.

Us: "Welcome, Mrs. Clinton, have a seat. We've been looking over your resume, and we have a few questions. Tell us what experience you have that qualifies you to run the United States." H.C.: "Well, I lived in the White House for eight years." Us: "That's nice. I drove to work in a Chevy this morning, but that doesn't make me qualified to run General Motors." H.C.: "But I was very involved in policy decisions." Us: "Good. Can you provide some documents to show us how you were involved? Such as your failed health care initiative?" H.C.: "I'm sorry, those are among the 2,600 pages that will not be released until I become president or hell freezes over, whichever comes first."

Mike Huckabee's interview.

Mike Huckabee: "... What I meant to say was that Mormons think Jesus is Satan's second cousin on his father's side. Of course, I'm not sure that Mormonists are even a religion, because I left seminary school before we got to cults and sorcery ..." Us: "The question was about Social Security."

And finally,

"... Ah actually invented the Internet before ah saved the whole entire planet from the apocalypse of global warming." Us: "Hello, security? Who let Al Gore in here again?"

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